A line similar to "this is what you get when you mess with us" can be seen at the bottom of this page of radiohead.com from the OK Computer period:
food and sex dont go
wilting before my eyes
they will peck out your eyes
mathematics aerodynamics
he blubbered under the bubbles of his overflowing mud bath
now seems like a good time to ask for your hand
just killing time before the inevitable
a lottery winner
the life line
a wee artery
with a few veins
hardly any
capillaries
but the possibility of babies
as blindfold referees
this is what you get when you fuck with me
wilting before my eyes
they will peck out your eyes
mathematics aerodynamics
he blubbered under the bubbles of his overflowing mud bath
now seems like a good time to ask for your hand
just killing time before the inevitable
a lottery winner
the life line
a wee artery
with a few veins
hardly any
capillaries
but the possibility of babies
as blindfold referees
this is what you get when you fuck with me
It was a favourite saying of the band that whenever they heard about someone behaving offensively, they'd say 'The Karma Police will catch up with them eventually'. So they wrote this song. A "stupid song" in strict 4/4 time, with it's sudden change halfway through and the sound of the dying computer taking over the whole song.
The band tried out the song prior to recording it when they toured in support of Alanis Morissette in 1996. Those performances differ considerably from the finished arrangement. The lyrics in the first verse are different, Thom sings the choruses in a higher octave, Ed sings along in the final section, the instrumental passages between the sung phrases at the end are twice as long and the performance ends abruptly.
This recording comes from august 14th 1996:
This recording comes from august 14th 1996:
she stares at me as if she own's the world
and we have crashed her party
Another performance, from August 19th 1996, features different early lyrics. The line "he smells of air conditioning" seems to be borrowed from 'Lift', and connects the two songs loosely:
he talks in maths, he buzzes like a fridge
he smells of air conditioning
karma police, arrest this girl
she talks at me as if she own's the world
and we have crashed her party
Two session tracks, called 'Karma Police in Space Echo' and 'Karma Police voice through telephone', were released in 2017 on the cassette that was part of the OKNOTOK 20th anniversary release of OK Computer:
An early demo of the song can be found in 'MiniDiscs [HACKED]'. There are different lyrics (notably in the chorus, "this is what you get when you fuck with me"), and the final section doesn't seem to have been written yet.
There are also two rehearsals of the song in an alternate bass-driven arrangement:
This page, titled 'stuck in a frozen lake', appeared on radiohead.com during the recording of OK Computer and features a text by Thom with notes about songs that were around then.
The relevant section was not highlighted in red letters in the original page:
The relevant section was not highlighted in red letters in the original page:
an airbag saved my life* in an interstella burst i am back to save the universe computer drums bass wrong
lift* is hard work you been stuck in a lift we been trying to reach you thom the belly of the whale (thanks Rei xxxx)
paranoid android* get busy with the shakers while im fast asleep could you stop the noise im trying ta get some rest this the place it wont hurt ever again
karma police* girl with hitler hairdo everybodys friend life in a glasshouse phew for a minute there i lost myself i lost myself sit down your safe now
polyethelene*will never break down swirly self announcements. stuck in a frozen lake. the penultimate place in dante's hell.
last flowers till the hospital*is a sign discovered in oxford -my unhealthy obsession with these institutions. analysts may get the connection. ambulances scream past my house at all hours of the day and night like the confessionals of Larkin's "Ambulan
s."
let down*in the midst of monster tour the momentum getting drunk to talk bombarded by dangerously high levels of radiation from xray machines. one day, one day...
climbing up the walls*both managers and record company are nervous about such a nasty sound coming out of the speakers. this is a good sign.
dogwander* bring on another take better than another cake.
nude* it is a mans world. and this one is very confused and will have sex with anything woman who comes within a mile radius. but feels bad about it. so doesnt.
exit song (for a film)* cannot be listened to more than once in a row. which made recording it easy. or not. but what film?
big boots* it was a long time ago and i cant remember. a whole orchestra watching the film and playing along. real life is dull. i am i the white lotus flying off the quay with barbara bach.
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....>>>>i like the idea of you listening to our recordings with your head resting gently in emptiness. or before going out. or when you've come back. i dont like the scientists breaking down its molecular structure and teaching it in O level chemistry i ont want to have expain it but it worries me stupid. there is a lot of crying goes into making things.<<<<.... the masters tell us that there is an aspect of our minds that is its fundamental basis, a state called "the ground of the ordinary mind." It functions like a storehouse, in which the imprints of past actions caused by our negative emotions are all store like seeds. when the right conditions arise, they germinate and manifest as circumstances and situations in our lives. if we have a habit of thinking in a particular pattern, positive or negative, then these tendencies will be triggered and provoked very easily and recurr and go on recurring. With constant repetition our inclinations and habits become steadily more entr ched and continue, increasing and gathering power even when we sleep. This is how they come to determine our life, our death our rebirth.
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....>>>>i like the idea of you listening to our recordings with your head resting gently in emptiness. or before going out. or when you've come back. i dont like the scientists breaking down its molecular structure and teaching it in O level chemistry i ont want to have expain it but it worries me stupid. there is a lot of crying goes into making things.<<<<.... the masters tell us that there is an aspect of our minds that is its fundamental basis, a state called "the ground of the ordinary mind." It functions like a storehouse, in which the imprints of past actions caused by our negative emotions are all store like seeds. when the right conditions arise, they germinate and manifest as circumstances and situations in our lives. if we have a habit of thinking in a particular pattern, positive or negative, then these tendencies will be triggered and provoked very easily and recurr and go on recurring. With constant repetition our inclinations and habits become steadily more entr ched and continue, increasing and gathering power even when we sleep. This is how they come to determine our life, our death our rebirth.
Originally recorded with Jonny on piano, all the live versions since it's release on OK Computer have been played with Rhodes piano instead.