Host: [intro] By the end of the year, albums from Oasis, Primal Scream and U2 will have all been released, but it'll probably be Radiohead's third album, OK Computer, that people will still be discovering long into '98. But whilst Thom exercised his vocal chords elsewhere, I talked to Ed, Colin, Jonny and Phil.
Host: You've been interviewed by journalists from 20 different countries this week.
Colin: 20 different countries? Wow...
Host: So what are some of the most commonly asked questions, do you think?
Ed: Uh... 'Why is the album called OK Computer?', ''Paranoid Android', six-and-a-half minute song, commercial suicide, yes?'...
[clip of 'Paranoid Android' video]
Host: And the video to accompany the single is actually animated. Why did you decide to do that?
Ed: Well, it would have been, probably, very wondrous to have six and a half minutes of us in a video and the other side of it is, as well, that this song is also tongue in cheek. If you have a song that's six-and-a-half minutes long it's not ALL serious. There is a kind of humorous element to it.
[clip of 'Paranoid Android' video]
Ed: So there's this character, Robin. He's got a great outlook on life, he's kind of quite naive but he's also quite a naughty boy.
Host: You should do something different you know. I know I might be out of place here, I know that I'm not musically-minded, but I think you should just do something nice and light. Yeah, just something fun, you know, for the kids.
Colin: But we're in Radiohead. [everyone laughs]
Host: I know but you see that's the thing, I know you're in Radiohead and I know you've got to do the rather serious stuff, do those things when you do that serious look into the camera. You should do something like... do a Peter Andre song!
Colin: ...who's he?
Host: 911, Boyzone!
Colin: Oh, right, you were talking about them earlier.
Host: Yeah. You should listen to some of their material! You might like it.
[clip of 'My Iron Lung' live]
Host: Now, um, Phil. I've heard a rumour, that you have your own fanclub.
Phil: These rumours could be true, yes.
Host: So what's the story behind this, then?
Phil: When we first toured in Japan, somebody was spotted wearing a 'Phil Is Great' t-shirt, and it grew from there. And it's grown to the extent of 20 people in my fanclub now.
[clip of 'Paranoid Android' video]
Host: And it all started from this one girl who was at the concert? Who was meant to be seeing Phil Collins in the next arena and got a bit confused! [everyone laughs] And then this whole fanclub... I think that's great!
Colin: Oh, Jamie, you're very cruel!
Host: And if you had a fanclub?
Colin: It would be 'Colin's All Right'.
Host: 'Colin's All Right'... Jonny, what would yours be called?
Jonny: 'Jonny Will Do'.
Host: 'Jonny Will Do'! [looks at Ed]
Ed: 'Ed's OK'.
Host: 'Ed's OK'... [looks at Phil]
Phil: 'Phil Is Great'.
Colin: 'Phil Is Still Great', haha.