Adam Buxton: You've just played at the Latitude Festival.
Thom: Yes.
Adam Buxton: First time at Latitude.
Thom: Yes.
Adam Buxton: And it was good, man, wasn't it?
Thom: Yes. I don't know, was it?
Adam Buxton: You said you were very nervous?
Thom: Yes, I couldn't really feel my hands for the first two songs.
Adam Buxton: Why were you so nervous, what did you think was going to happen…?
Thom: Well...
Adam Buxton: Bottles of wee?
Thom: No!
Adam Buxton: Right. So Thom...
Thom: Yeah, man.
Adam Buxton: I've got some ideas for you.
Thom: OK great.
Adam Buxton: You might like to consider like... these are names you could use if you were touring solo right?
Thom: Mmm, yeah, OK.
Adam Buxton: I want you to think about these and tell me how you feel Adam Buxtonout them.
Thom: [nervous laughter]
Adam Buxton: And you have to use one of them right?
Thom: [sniggering]
Adam Buxton: You can't just listen to these and go yea yea very funny got to go, you have to use one of them.
Thom: OK.
Adam Buxton: 'Cause Thom Yorke is fine and everything...
Thom: It's not that great.
Adam Buxton: But...you need to jazz it up that is what I'm saying.
Thom: And you're the man for the job of course.
Adam Buxton: I'm the man for the job, here we go... T. Homme.
Thom: [laughing]
Adam Buxton: Like T dot...
Thom: T homey, homey.
Adam Buxton: H O M M E.
Thom: Oh, as in French?
Adam Buxton: Exactly. T Homme.
Thom: That is kind of sophisticated.
Adam Buxton: It is kind of sophisticated, but also it is sort of street. T. Homme.
Thom: T...homosexual?
Adam Buxton: Well... funny you should say that. One of the other ones I had was Thomosexual. With the T H.
Thom: Is that a specific typepe of sexuality?
Adam Buxton: Exactly. Yeah, it is unique.
Thom: Well, it would be, yeah. [knowing smile and look into the distance].
Adam Buxton: It is un-categorisable...
Thom: Certainly it is.
Adam Buxton: It is a special type of sexuality that you have created.
Thom: I have, yes... don't we all.
Adam Buxton: Exactly. What do you think Thomosexual?
Thom: [clears throat] I could conceivably get into trouble with that.
Adam Buxton: I don't think so, I think people would like it.
Thom: Yeah.
Adam Buxton: How about this... The Thominator.
Thom: ...
Adam Buxton: That is obvious.
Thom: That is so bad.
Adam Buxton: Come on
Thom: Come on, it's just...
Adam Buxton: Alright. Thombola?
Thom: ...
Adam Buxton: That is the name for the show, in general, because it would like be a pick and mix people wouldn't know what they were going to get, you could maybe spin a wheel with songs on it and stuff Elvis Costello once did that..
Thom: He did do that. Yeah, yeah. That would be tricky, because we won't have that many and it won't be like a lucky dip, it would be like a bad lucky dip. An unlucky dip. No luck.
Adam Buxton: Yorkeminster.
Thom: Am I dying here?
Adam Buxton: Yorkeminster.
Thom: You are going to cut that out anyway... Yeah, yeah. Yorkminster OK. Erm let me think about that.
Adam Buxton: While you are thinking about that... The Duke of Yorke.
Thom: Yeah. I've never ever heard that one before.
Adam Buxton: Have you not...
Thom: That is wild.
Adam Buxton: Are you just winding me up?
Thom: Yeah. [laughing]
Adam Buxton: Ahh... you have heard that one! I can't believe it. It seems obvious doesn't it. I don't read the music papers
Thom: Oh was it in there? I was more thinking of my school friends.
Adam Buxton: How about this... Mr T.
Thom: Mr T [laughs] Yeah, on your good days, yeah.
Adam Buxton: I think that is a good...
Thom: Mr T. Well, I can see the jewellery element of it.
Adam Buxton: Yeah. T-Bot.
Thom: T-Bot. Yeah, T-Bot. But no-one will understand what that is.
Adam Buxton: You are giving me a hard time.
Thom: You are stretching it too far.
Adam Buxton: I really thought that Thombola was as far as I would need to go and then you would be saying - Thats the one! Don't worry it's going to be the Thombola Show
Thom: [laughing]
Adam Buxton: You spell it T-H-O-M-B-O-L-A. Thombola.
Thom: Yeah?
Adam Buxton: It is a different spelling.
Thom: OK? I mean, I do need a name, so obviously... I quite like... what have you got there.
Adam Buxton: T. Homme
Thom: T. Homme? Yorkeminster.
Adam Buxton: I had Yorkie Fruit and Nutbar. But then I wasn't reading that one out.
Thom: Yeah, I quite like that one.
Adam Buxton: Do you?
Thom: Yeah.
Adam Buxton: You are so perverse, that was the only one... I can't read that one out.
Thom: Thomosexual.
Adam Buxton: Thomosexual, I thought.
Thom: The perverse Yorkie Fruit and Nutbar. I can see that in big lights.