After Colin's set wraps, Ed performs an improvised piece with his loop pedals that some mistake to be a cover of Manuel Gottsching's "E2-E4".
The second "My Showbiz Life" segment features Thom Yorke, who's responses are coherent, yet pitched down significantly. Curiously, in this original appearance, the video seems to stutter at random points. A full transcript of the interview appears below:
???: Rolling!
Thom: This is the stupidest thing you've ever done, Darryl.
Darryl: Thank you. Good afternoon.
Thom: (chuckles)
Darryl (off-mic): Is it afternoon or morning?
???: No it's... evening.
Thom: Good morning! Good evening! Is it... Is it? Evening, yes it's evening.
???: Evening, yeah.
Darryl: So... Good evening, Thom!
Thom: Hi!
Darryl: What's the last freebie you ever got, and how did you get it?
Thom: Ah. Last freebie I ever got was uhm... A Russian egg! From uhh... some big fish in Microsoft I don't know the name of.
Darryl: Very good!
Thom: Now I just need to go to Russia!
Darryl: What's the most money you've blown in a single day?
Thom: Ooh.. Uhh......
Darryl: Next question.
Thom: Six fluffy [unintelligible]
Darryl: When was the last time you used your celebrity status to get something?
Thom: (chuckles) S- Uhh.. Was uhhh....
???: Yesterday!
Thom: Yesterday! Uhh I got... some free petrol.
Darryl: Have you been to the Met Bar?
Thom: Yes.
Darryl: And how was it?
Thom: Uhh, [suddenly sped up] it was very nice!
Darryl: Wonderful.
Darryl: What is your best tip for posing for photographs?
Thom: Keep the same expression for at least 45 minutes. And if they're trying to make you laugh, don't. Cause that's the one they'll use.
Darryl: When were you last papped?
Thom: Packt?
Darryl: Papped.
Thom: Papped.
???: P-a-p-p-e-d. Photographed?
Thom: Oh, papped!
Darryl: Yeah, photographed.
Thom: Oh! What, by the paps?
Darryl: I guess so.
Thom: Ah. When was I last papped?
Darryl: Yes.
Thom: Hmm! The last time I was papped... was uh.. going to the supermarket. I had some French beans.
Darryl: Name a famous person you've snogged.
Thom: Ah...
Darryl: Anything. A kiss on the cheek.
Thom: Oh.. Ah...
???: [unintelligible]
Thom: (chuckles) Ahhhh.. I can possibly reveal that information. Robbie Williams!
Darryl: Was it good?
Thom: No.
Darryl: Okay.
Thom: He hadn't shaved. ...Richard Nixon.
Darryl: Name one famous person you know has a crush on you.
Thom: (laughing) Well.. uh.. no, if I think about this carefully it would have to be erm... Have to be uhh...
???: [unintelligble]
Thom: What? What? (chuckles) You can't prompt me, man! Uh.. It w- ha- oh, yes! Madonna! Yeah, and her friend, whatever her name is. With the blonde hair.
Darryl: Uhh, the girl. Yeah.
Thom: Yeah, the girl. You know.
Darryl: When were you last at another celeb's house, and what was it like?
Thom: It was very nice. He had a wonky piano.
Darryl: And who was it?
Thom: Oh, I can't tell you that.
Darryl: Oh. What's the--
Thom: The piano was like this. (leans to his right)
Darryl (off-mic): Leaning to the left a little. Or your right, sorry.
Thom: Right. (leans back)
Darryl: Okay. What's the best-
Thom: I want Terry out of the house.
Darryl (off-mic): Terry?
Thom: Mm. He's gone.
Darryl: Okay.
Thom: I can't stand the way he doesn't pluck his nostrils.
Darryl: What's the best present you've ever received from a fellow celeb?
Thom: A f- (laughing) Ahh, I got a purse once, that was- that was excellent. A purse for my loose change.
Darryl: What color was it?
Thom: It was red, and yellow...
Darryl (crosstalk): Sparklies or not- no sparklies?
Thom: ...and pink and green. With fluffy rabbits. [sped up] Six fluffy rabbits.
Darryl: Tell us a secret you're not gonna tell us about another star.
Thom: Oh. I can tell you that one.
Darryl: Okay.
Thom: (no answer, mouth agape)
Darryl: What is the best thing about being a celebrity?
Thom: Getting free petrol.
Darryl: Thank you Thom for this interview, it's been wonderful.
Thom: Thank you so much! Thank you.
Darryl: Have a great day.
